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Friday, August 21, 2009/ 6:47 PM
Do you suffer from the effects of MHN1? Are you a carrier? Read the symptoms and find out. Your friends may be at risk. Symptoms include:
Strong desire to blow any horn/trumpet/instrument you see.
The twitches (index finger on dominant hand twitches every 15 minutes)
You don't eat cheese, but can describe the properties / features of most types
Your life is planned into 14 and a half minute intervals
You sit at work planning your next assault against the evil hooded one
Most of your FB status updates are gibberish to your friends, but all of the random ppl you have never met, but are friends with understand completely.
When your friends buy pet mice you instantly start to wonder where you left your ACRONYM and Polar base...
You lose sleep because sleep gets in the way of your hunting strategy.
This virus is extremely contagious. You might notice that after a while, even if you only suffer minor symptoms, that more and more of your friends are starting to show signs of infection. But don't fear, you can fight this virus together, simply form what clinical trials have dubbed a hunting group, and catch all the little mice that are to blame.
This virus seems to be spread by little electronic mice, much like the plague, but better for you and society. Doctors are currently working on a "cure" for some of the major afflictions, such as work and family gatherings, but a surefire solution is still a long way off.
To help in combating this virus, I ask that you post any symptoms that you may notice, or that we researches may have missed, also to help prevent your friends from becoming infected we strongly suggest that you bring them into the fold so they can help to cull the mouse population.
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