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Tuesday, August 26, 2008/ 1:18 AM

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Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ?
It looks like it's learning to swim sir

Waiter, there is a small slug in this lettuce
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one ?

Waiter, do you have frogs legs ?
No sir, I've always walked like this.

Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ?
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !

Waiter, this coffee is terrible, it tastes like earth !
Yes sir, it was ground yesterday !

Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy
How about a crocodile sandwich sir !

Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
No, madam I wiped it off !

Waiter, there is a spider on my plate, send me the manager !
That's no good, he's scared of them too !

Waiter, do you serve snails !
Sit down, sir, we serve anyone !

Waiter, do you have frogs legs !
Yes sir
Well hop off into the kitchen and bring my meal then please !

Waiter, are there snails on the menu !
Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup !
Sorry sir, we're out of flies today !

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them !

Waiter, there is a fly in the butter !
Yes sir, it's a butterfly!

Waiter, there is fly in my soup !
Don't worry I'll call the animal sanctuary !

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !
Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !

Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !

Waiter, what is this spider doing in my soup !
Drowning by the look of it sir !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Oh no, who will look after his family !

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?
Skiing sir !

Waiter, there is fly in my soup !
Don't worry madam, go ahead and eat it, there are plenty more !

Waiter, there is a dead fly swimming in my soup !
Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim !

Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !
Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

Waiter, there is a slug in my salad !
Shhh, or everyone will want one !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !
Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

Waiter, why is there a fly in my ice cream ?
Perhaps he likes winter sports !

Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !
I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !

Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!
I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Just you wait until you see the main course !

OK i have a funny life.